"I work in the library at UNCG, and we stumbled across this informational kids book one day."
That Michael Jackson from the end of Thriller.
You think propoganda is weird now, check out this gem from the Cold War.
From the "How To: Escape Pedophilia Conviction" section of your local library.
Apparently the library has a political agenda.
They think it's a rallying cry for another library all-nighter.