When life gives you lemons, banish it back to the dark twisted universe from whence it came.
Or, you know, maybe you should try going to the gym.
In Japan, the strip clubs get more specific. You should try The Glass Ceiling.
Lemon Party - just obscure enough that you can get away with putting it on a sign!
You should have seen their try at Plucky The Pleprechaun.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.