Picture "I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation."
Picture "This is the chair my roommate and I built out of phonebooks because we needed some furniture... and it really is rather comfortable"
Picture "On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up