"Whoa, seaweed... that's just soo cool. All other girls are so ditsy and fake, but you seem so real. Let's hang out."
T. Hawk!?! You don't have Ken but you've got a T. Hawk?
Careful, those things are DANGEROUSLY cheesy.
"Nice Ass contest pic from FSU if the contest is still going." It's not but whatever.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.
"This is why we don't have nice things."