Picture "Hi, I'm Bradley! Your dorm neighbor from down the hall. Do you lads happen to have any extra 5 star notebooks?"
Picture Don't let that coke out of your sight, you never know who is going to try to put pee-pee in it.
Picture "Dude haha, maybe, maybe it's YOU who's barking and I'M talking. You ever think about THAT!"
Picture Did you ever just want to rip the top off of a keg and drink from it, as if it were a giant can?