"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Owen Maxwell on May 22, 2007 See More lazy homeless shopping cart preakness taxi More By Owen Maxwell View Profile "She passed out in the crowd and people were literally walking and throwing trash on her." Put your junk in that box. That was a poor decision Recommended Comments () Picture "My buddy went out of town and we thought it would be funny to take sexual pictures with his girlfriend in his bed. He got a the pictures taped to his truck a week after he got back." Picture i work at a large video chain and came upon this in the daily notebook, where managers write about what's going on in the store. in case you can't read it, it says "Bern was real nice to a homeless. Let him use the bathroom and gave him pizza. to show his Picture "I got really lazy when I moved back to my parents house for the summer. This is the only portion of my desk that i managed to put together." Picture "After a long night of drinking we had to put him back" Picture Apparently Jack Black kept his Nacho Libre costume. Picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm." Comments ()