I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Trees like this (two short with a long in the middle) are spread all over my campus. Campus officals say it's just the landscape."
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