Picture If those are filled with water, I'll give this prank a 7. If they're filled with red wine, I'll give it a 9.
Picture Jack, don't... make... any... sudden moves... Don't panic when I tell you this... There's a wolf on your head.
Picture "Who passes out on the stairs, I mean they are so comfortable and all but that just means your an idiot and you deserve to spoon with a rotting deer carcass."