Note the fine print, "words in red mean opposite."

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth