"Drunk at 7:00 and trying to ramp 22 tons of gravel."

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor