This raises an important question - can one drink and drive on a Segway?

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

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