That melting guy.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."