Picture Building it in the bed of the truck is a great idea. The roads are empty so you can drive around honking the horn.
Picture "I can tell you from experience that an overhead dog attack is much worse than your every day earthbound dog attacks."
Picture "I was driving by this accident and I saw this truck and run up the telephone wire. There were 10 fireman/police trying to figure out how to get it down." Two words - ninja star.