Things didn't go so well at the first annual Track and Field and Diving competition.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness