"Somebody's been sleeping in my bed," said the baby bear.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, think it.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost