When your beer bong is this long, you get your beer the next day.
I think your beer bong is broken. It doesn't work right.
I once met a girl who sucked so hard, she could have successfully completed this beer bong.
"First time beer bong gone bad"
"One of my best friend's had his graduation party and we set up beer pong. His 65 year old uncle who had gotten out of the hospital a week before decided to join in the fun and kicked all of our asses …
Mom, that's your fifth beer bong of the night - you're embarrassing me!