This must be what god does all day.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109