My tooth doesn't hurt anymore, but now my gums itch!

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109