An ex and I were hooking up on my couch while she was on her period. We put a towel down, so we didn't stain the couch. Hours later we got home from the bar with my buddy who was really hammered. He layed right on the towel. After cracking up for 5 minutes I had to slide it out. He'll never know, but the world needed to.
Marissa Miller's so hot, I would eat a handful of her hair.
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Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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The transformation is almost complete.
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Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
