There's no fucking like in-front-of-kids-on-swings fucking.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps