Could that guy be any happier?
Serial "that guy" strikes again! Then strikes out.
Oh, she understands. Understands that her lil guy is all growed up.
Then she better April O'Kneel after that. It's only fair.
Now all she has to do is find Legolas. Then have him accept her for the freak she is.
"Rumor is that the guy cheated on his wife, so she preserved his memory with a giant dick head."