Strong enough for a man, made for a puppy.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps