Look, if I squeeze you can see his head get bigger.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts