"It's a hookah, water bong, gravity bong, all in one. The hose runs into the water and the spout opens up for gravity."

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.