I wanted to shake his hand but I never could find him.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith