My hair is a Wreck!!

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal