Picture "UGA Pumpkin Carving Club. Trick or treat, grab your feat, I'll give you something good to eat."
Picture "Special thanks goes to the roommate's girlfriend for the carving job." So you mean all the credit goes to your roommate's girlfriend?
Picture Great, look who just ruined Halloween. You know you're like the A-bomb - everyone's laughing having a good time and you show up BOOM! Everything is dead!
Picture "I know it's a little late, but at least it's not June or something." It isn't too late, boobies season is just beginning in most parts of the country.