I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
You should see the Dragon Tales with 98 Degrees. They all play dragons.
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Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
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Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Fixed it!
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And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
