High five! I like!

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet