boomshakalaka

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps