Shot of Lohan's cleavage

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.