Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
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Sexy and They Know It
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Offensive Draw Something Word
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Not Halloween - decided to go backwards man for a party where I knew only a few people and ended up passed out by eleven from all the free jagerbombs.
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C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
