Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
THIS is a Real Blue Steel - University of Texas style
My friend cincy really really doesnt think that he looks at all like Ben Stiler, but you can judge for yourselves, post this picture because it'll probably piss him off!
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.