How to read a book

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora