Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
Hey, remember The Parent Trap? I sure do.
Lindsay Lohan, before she got put into rehab, for the second time. Fuckin' coked outta her mind.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.