Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
"This is from Star Wars?"
Not So Bold Clerks 2 Prank
I went into the area where the dumpster is when I was working at the one McDonalds and saw that someone had spray painted this onto a QPC Box. Not as good as the side of the building like in Clerks 2 but still funny.
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
