Picture "She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."
Picture "This was at a bikini contest hosted by a radio station a few years ago. I was one of the judges. I voted for her, she still lost. After the contest, she was all pissed off, pushing through the crowd, and complaining that 'this is bullshit!"
Picture "The girl pictured started dancing on the bar at a party at my house. She proceeded to throw beer on herself and some onlookers, as if she was being sexy. People eventually got sick of her nd started throwing it back.""
Picture "College is all about improvisation. What do you do when your roommate breaks up with his girlfriend and she takes her microwave back?"