Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
You might be a redneck... if you eat this
I saw it at a grocery store in rural Missouri. It made me laugh so hard, but the hoosier people saw nothing wrong with it.
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$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
