Picture "I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."
Picture "I was like 5 years old. I swear to God, I don't still have fantasies about Chucky E. Cheese. I just wanted to see if he had a wanger. My sister looks so excited on the side. Hm."
Picture "I went to the Star Wars premiere at midnight. I wanted to dress up, but that was all I had."