The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
Uncle Butch
"One of my best friend's had his graduation party and we set up beer pong. His 65 year old uncle who had gotten out of the hospital a week before decided to join in the fun and kicked all of our asses. He made 4 out of the 6 cups including the first one o
Topics
old people
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
