PrIsOWN3d

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve