Which one of you assholes moved the pool?

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive