So bottle rockets can destroy a toilet. Good to know.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young