"I walked in on my girlfriend making out with this other girl. I chose to take this as a good thing and not that i had turned her gay."

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal