Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
"This is from Star Wars?"
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Dog ordering Mcdonald's Drive Thru
Got stuck behind some traffic at McDonalds, took about a half hour, presumably for them to find a McDogbone.
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
