Wait, no one eats M&Ms for breakfast?
I guess the racist white equivalent would be a Denny's ad. Or maybe L.L. Bean.
I had to skip the prom to make this, but it was worth it.
The beach sweater. Brought to you by testosterone and L.L. Bean.
"I ordered coffee with breakfast damnit!"
I don't have time to eat breakfast, just post-wake up dessert.