This was in our school newspaper

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe