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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
"This is from Star Wars?"
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Sexy and They Know It
Yoga Bro
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
Obviously this isn't an English class.
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
