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They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive