Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
Good Morning Baghdad, and now for your weather here
Random search of world weather reports brought this gem to my attention. Smoky with 80% chance of mortar fire?
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Sad Kid Swings in Bunny Suit
Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.